On Friday, the Klessens came over! They were really fun to play with! I liked kicking their faces because it would make them laugh! I loved his hat! It tastes good and is chewy! I wish I could keep it!
I just went to orientation class yesterday. At first I was nervous but then when we got started it got really fun! The lady there was super nice! She gave me treats just for obeying her! I got about a million treats! She also told me I’m very smart! That’s right Minnie, I’m a smart dog! 🙂
This is me in my puppy pouch! Don’t I look just theodorable? It’s super comfy too! What is the point that of walks if I can just be carried in the puppy pouch?
Look at my new haircut! I don’t like it! It really hurt because on the way home, I cried. I am a man so I never cry! Don’t you feel sorry for me? My sisters keep saying I look like Skippy Jon Jones with my big ears!
Look at this yummy box my mommy left on the ground! Aren’t you jealous? Chew! Chew! Crunch! But for some reason, my mommy is getting mad at me! How could you get mad at my cuteness?
This is my girlfriend, Minnie. She is my sisters’ friend’s dog. I haven’t met her yet but I know I am going to like her! Isn’t she so cute? She chews on people like I do! We are a perfect match!
My twin sisters showed me their robot dog, Zoomer today. That thing is a ferocious beast! It has evil swirly eyes and it ran into the wall! I’m glad I’m not like that! Zoomer is crazy! Help me!
I am bored waiting for my sisters to come home from engineering camp. It is 8 hours! 8 hours without my sisters! I just go crazy! I know I have a lot of toys but I like chewing on other stuff too! I think I just need one more toy.