I am bored waiting for my sisters to come home from engineering camp. It is 8 hours! 8 hours without my sisters! I just go crazy! I know I have a lot of toys but I like chewing on other stuff too! I think I just need one more toy.

What great curtains to chew on! They are so fun to chew on!  What’s better than nice curtains hanging up to chew on? It’s like they were meant for me!

Seriously, enough with the bathtime people!! I DON’T LIKE BATHS!!!!!!! I look so skinny! It’s enough I had to go swimming, but I have to have a bath! Nooooo!

Look what I got from my mommy’s friend! Don’t I look totally manly? I know you must be jealous! Not everybody gets toys from their mommy’s friends! He he!

I love chewing on fresh laundry! It is so delicious and juicy! Yum! I love when my sisters don’t put their laundry away because that means more for me! The more irresponsible my sisters get, the more laundry I get! 🙂

It’s been a hard weekend of work! I have been taking care of my sick sisters. Now it’s time to take  a break! And what’s a better way to do that then laying on Dad’s shoulder! Don’t I just look Theodorable in this picture?

Sam, the boy, and his mom came up with the name, Theodorable. The dog, Buddy is my friend. I haven’t met him get but I hear he’s a great guy. My twin sisters give me ideas of what to write, and I write it! That’s the process that it takes to make my blog.

I’m waiting for my sisters to be done swimming. Why do they have to take so long? Swimming isn’t any fun . It’s like being in a giant bath! I tried barking really loud but they wouldn’t  listen! Why do we have to have a swimming pool anyway?

Evil Dustpan! I must defeat you, Dusty! You pick up the things I want to eat!  How dare you! Why do you make this houses so clean? You clean the fun out of it!

Hmm… Let’s see. What should we have for dinner tonight? Should we have some carrots? Wait, what was I thinking? Carrots are disgusting. We should have some steak burritos. Oh yeah! That sounds delicious! Wait, what?! This is for my sisters?! I thought it was for me! Then what’s the point of having steak burritos? Might as well have carrots.