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Look at what my sisters did to me! They put me into the laundry basket! Really? Do I always have to be tortured?! Help.

Look what happened at my unexpected vet visit! I had surgery and for some reason I got coned! This is an outrage people! I need immediate attention and squeaky toys for this!

Hi everybody!!! Guess what the great news is! I now weigh 5 pounds!!! This is a big accomplishment and I deserve a medal! Does anyone have one lying around?

Look at me! I play the piano just like my sisters! I’m so talented! Who has seen a piano playing dog before? Aren’t I soo talented!

Look at my new haircut! I don’t like it! It really hurt because on the way home, I cried. I am a man so I never cry! Don’t you feel sorry for me? My sisters keep saying I look like Skippy Jon Jones with my big ears!

Look at this yummy box my mommy left on the ground! Aren’t you jealous? Chew! Chew! Crunch! But for some reason, my mommy is getting mad at me! How could you get mad at my cuteness?

This is my girlfriend, Minnie. She is my sisters’ friend’s dog. I haven’t met her yet but I know I am going to like her! Isn’t she so cute? She chews on people like I do! We are a perfect match!

What great curtains to chew on! They are so fun to chew on!  What’s better than nice curtains hanging up to chew on? It’s like they were meant for me!

Seriously, enough with the bathtime people!! I DON’T LIKE BATHS!!!!!!! I look so skinny! It’s enough I had to go swimming, but I have to have a bath! Nooooo!