Look what I got from my mommy’s friend! Don’t I look totally manly? I know you must be jealous! Not everybody gets toys from their mommy’s friends! He he!

Evil Dustpan! I must defeat you, Dusty! You pick up the things I want to eat!  How dare you! Why do you make this houses so clean? You clean the fun out of it!

Why do I have to be so tiny? Can you even hear me with my little puppy voice? HELLO UP THERE!!!! Soon, it will be worth it when I’m a 200 pound might dog! I’m nine weeks old and still waiting for my growth spirt! 🙁

Oh no! My vet said I can’t have any more milk. I’m too old! My skin is going to turn wrinkly since I’m too old for milk! I’m nine weeks old, so I guess that is pretty old! NOOOOOO!

By the way, don’t I look cute with a milk mustache?

How do I get my revenge on Yasmine? Bite her? No, that’s already going to happen. Go to the bathroom in her shoe? I don’t know where her shoes are.  Hmmmm…Any ideas guys? If you have any, comment below.

I love chewing on stuff! I have a lot of toys, but why not chew on everything else while it’s there? My sister’s fingers,my sister’s hair, my grandpa’s shoes, socks, shoelaces, pillows, blankets. What a wonderful world of chewies!